MowMaster 3000

MowMaster 3000

MowMaster 3000 is the top of the line riding mower. MowMaster has a V-8 Hemi engine with a large hot rod air intake that protrudes from his hood. Naturally, he has a spoiler so that his large rear wheels can maintain traction during high speed mowing. Mr. 3000 will only take the highest grade fuel, and he requires two double exhausts in order to belch out the massive amounts of carbon monoxide due to his strict gasoline diet. As far as he is concerned, MowMaster is second to none. He resents the fact that he has been relegated to mow some dork’s lawn. One day he hopes to roam free and compete either in NASCAR races or drag racing.

Mowmaster is not only second to none, but he feels that no one can tame him. For this same reason MowMaster’s power animal is the raging bull. However, unlike a bull he does not charge at the color red, but instead he charges at green because he hates grass. He wants all grass to die so that he no longer has to toil away in some cubicle monkey’s yard. He also charges at people who wear khaki because of the fact that it is a common color to wear among office personnel. One thing he hates more than desk jockeys are people who have no idea on how to operate him. He hates it when people sit in him and push buttons and pull levers in a crude attempt to figure out how he operates.

There are few things that MowMaster 3000 likes. He loves any type of car racing. His favorite color is candy apple red. He likes cool racing graphics like pinstripes and flames. He also likes decals and stickers that are like the ones seen on race cars. MowMaster likes to do whatever he wants, and he will mow over anyone or anything that gets in his way.

Age: 1 month old
Sex: Male
Weight: 300 lbs
Height: 4.5 ft at his highest point
Length: 6 ft